Pricing Madness

So I see that IBM decided to treat dual-core CPUs as a single chip for licensing purposes. Smart people like Tim Bray have, correctly IMHO, responded by pointing out that per-CPU licensing schemes are stupid to begin with. Now, I can let Tim get away with some Sun hypocrisy since he’s new there, and is likely unfamiliar with the entire Sun product line. But when more longer term Sun employees, like Simon Phipps, chime in with lines like “It makes no more sense to charge per-CPU than it does to charge per-memory chip.” I just can’t help but point out that

SUN CHARGES **PER-GIGABYTE** FOR THE SAM-FS/QFS FILESYSTEM STACK!!!

That’s right, if you live in a Sun shop and have some big storage requirements you pretty much *need* something better than the stock UFS in Solaris. You only have two choices right now: Give your money to Veritas for VxFS/VxVM. Or pay for SAM-FS/QFS, which Sun charges, unbelievably, by the fucking gigabyte. Storage software. Priced by the gigabyte. You’d have to be insane to buy it.

Which is maybe the point. If you really, really need it, Sun has an in-house option for you. Better than buying Veritas (who also have a ridiculous pricing scheme based on the “class” of system which basically comes down to “these guys *have* more money, so we’ll *charge* them more money!”), I guess they figure. “And anyways, soon enough we’ll have ZFS and our filesystem won’t suck! And in the mean time let’s make sure not too many people actually deploy this SAM-FS/QFS shit cause it’s a fucking support nightmare. So let’s cook up some hair-ball pricing scheme that will scare nearly everyone away. Oh! I know! Let’s charge per gigabyte! Yeah! Per gigabyte! Hahahaha! Ha! Hahaha! Per gigabyte!”.

So either lay off the pricing lectures, or give us ZFS.

Update 04/04/05: Linked to a Jonathon post about per-CPU pricing after Simon incorrectly got the idea that I was bitching about him when in fact I was simply whining about ZFS not being here yet. :)


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